What got me thinking of this was my favourite prog, ' Grumpy old men' . It seems i am not alone in the way i do things. Let me explain.
Firstly you dont have to wait to be a grumpy old man, and you dont have to be grumpy ok.
Sorry back to the subject in question........
It all started with my dad, (or mum) who taught me that steriotypically, I was a boy and i had to pee standing up. That after ages (years) making me sit on a potty.
So as men do I followed my fathers and all other mens example and always pee against the wall.
That was until i married for the second (and last) time.
It was then that i got fed up with being told to
1. Lift the seat
2 Put the seat down
3 dont wet on the seat
So one day while standing in the usual way for the usual thing, I thought , ( yes men do think) why am i wasting all this energy . Seat up, seat down. Seats are made to sit on, so i sat.
From that day to this i only ever stand when in a public loo.
I sit down now to pee. wow! Its so much better . so much more comfortable.
So come on lads, lets start a revolution. A sit down revolution.
And for all you lads who think you are odd because you do it already, good on ya.Your not alone.
The ladies will have epolexy.
(masklin)
